Monday
Aug222016

How to cash in on Wenger losing his job

How much would you pay to see Arsene Wenger lose a game? £50? £20? £5?

A lot of Arsenal fans want Wenger to lose every game now. They think it’s for the greater good and want the lunatic to get his comeuppance.

Of course, losing or dropping points in every game is a tad unrealistic, but if you bet on Arsenal to win every weekend you could be happy even when you’re unhappy. Hear me out. If Arsenal lose or draw, you won’t mind losing your bet because the more pressure heaped on le fraud the better. This is what psychoanalysts call “a winning loss”, and there’s something curiously satisfying about watching Wenger’s narcissism collapsing under the weight of its own incompetence.

On the other hand, if Arsenal win, you’ll at least have the consolation of making a few quid. So there you go, a no-lose tip courtesy of AT.

Personally, I was delighted to see Arsenal slip up again on Saturday at the King Power Stadium. Although they did not play particularly badly, it was all so horribly predictable. Watching tactical dimwit Wenger’s automatons trying to thread eye-of-the-needle passes all afternoon to a 5’6” midget who doesn’t want to be at the club was so sadomasochistic.

Koscielny returned in defence to partner new boy Rob Holding, and because Arsenal kept a clean sheet Wenger told us what a great player he was. I supposed he’d have to be if he’s as good as someone that would have otherwise cost £55m.

Truth is, Holding had it easy. Leicester have been averaging less than a goal a game for about 6 months now. They’ve stopped creating chances since their opponents started sitting back and playing reverse psychology tactics. With no space round the back to hump their - albeit accurate – long ball passes, Claudio Rainieri’s men are becoming increasingly inefficient up front.

But defending Arsenal was very easy. They mopped up their tedious triangular passing patterns all day long, and The Foxes should have had a penalty in the last minute when Bellerin clumsily tripped the sprightly Ahmed Musa.

Five minutes from time, the away fans vociferously chanted “Wenger out”. This is not good news for Wenger. Unless he challenges for the title, every single draw and defeat will be met by jeers and cat calls that will get louder and louder as another season of ennui, misery and failure becomes ever more apparent.

Alexis Sanchez is fed up and losing hope. He’s a nice guy who wants out but is too professional to do anything other than express his displeasure by storming off the pitch like a petulant nephew. Ozil looked the picture of boredom sitting on the bench. His vacant expression was that of player who knows he’s wasting his time playing for a braindead old goat that’s completely lost his marbles.

If Wenger stays, I’m fairly certain both players will be gone this time next year. If Wenger goes, they might stay if a big-name manager gives them a reason to be enthusiastic about playing for Arsenal ever again. But Gazidis is utterly fucking hopeless, and more likely to bring in slop than Klopp.

Anyway, I’m enjoying Wenger’s misery for now, even though it will likely end soon with a run of victories that mean nothing.

Second game in and Man Utd, Man City and Chelsea are already 5 points ahead of Arsenal. One wonders if the Gunners will move above any of them from this point onwards. Arsenal only won 5 games out of 20 against the top 10 PL teams last season. Two of those wins were against Champions Leicester and the Gunners drew twice against Liverpool, so they’re already doing worse than last season against teams expected to finish in the upper half of the table.

I enjoyed watching Wenger squirming like a constipated owl in his post-match press conference. God he hates every second of it – he loathes talking to ‘Dickensian’ English journos after nausing up his day job. How dare they have the temerity to sit opposite him and open their flap, tip toeing round his bursitis ego yet afraid to challenge him in case they’re ejected from their hot seat quicker than a Gazidis wrist wank.

I mean why ask him THOSE questions? Ask him something he can be pseudo-intellectual about. He likes that. He loves to give verbatim ‘Wengerisms’ in pigeon English that Arseblog can masturbate to.

When the barely taxing questions came, he answered them with his usual patronising arrogance. He can’t even bothered to answer questions properly now, just flails around desperately contradicting whatever he said the previous day or week.

But Wenger’s face is always an open book. When you despise people that much, nothing can stop the eye from twitching or the temperamental intake of breath followed by a volley of arbitrary vocal excrement.

Could a flush ever be more busted than Wenger?

Here’s an excerpt from something I wrote nearly five and half years ago on this very blog:

“Anyone who reads this blog regularly knows what I think; and that’s that Arsenal don’t compete for anything – they just give the illusion of competing by buzzing around the top four every season and taking part in a Champions League they clearly have zero chance of winning. That’s not good enough.

We’ve been sold so many promises by Wenger about Arsenal maturing and competing etc. and yet his squad falls short in the same predictable fashion every season. Sure, they competed for the Carling Cup, but who cares about the Carling Cup?

Wenger has asked us to trust him – boundlessly - failed miserably and there needs to be a discernible change in policy because the club is going nowhere at present.

Of course it would be nice to have World Class players brought to Arsenal, but it’s not a necessity and Arsenal can’t afford the ridiculous fees that go with it. Having said that, there is a middle-ground. Arsenal can afford to show a lot more ambition than they currently are, and Wenger’s performance is unacceptable on multiple levels – not just his transfer policy – so protesting dissatisfaction at how he’s doing his job is fine by me.”

Elsewhere, Tottenham showed their resilience again, beating Crystal Palace 1-0 despite playing quite poorly. Man City hammered Stoke 4-1. Surprisingly convincing considering the awful performance at home to Sunderland the week before – surely Guardiola can’t weave miracles this quickly?

With Mourinho in charge, Man Utd almost looked like they did under Ferguson. Dangerous going forward, resilient at the back. Paul Pogba was quite superb. I mentioned on Twitter that his debut reminded me of Patrick Vieira’s first game for Arsenal. The half-fit 6’3” Frenchman strolled around the Old Trafford pitch oozing class with strength, power, balance and sublime touch. The way Mourinho puts teams together is so simple and admirable, even if he is a boil on football’s rectum.

And I’ve always liked Marouane Fellaini. He was damned good at Everton and Mourinho is intelligent enough to resurrect him. Will Man Utd let a goal in from a set piece this season? Not many, if any.

Klopp on the other hand has problems. If he can’t sort out Liverpool’s defence this season they will not make much progress. But unlike Wenger, he’s not an idiot – when he sees something is wrong he operates. Despite backing up Alberto Moreno following his horror show at Arsenal last week, Klopp was ruthless in axing him. Wenger would have bought him a sherbet dib dab.

Despite losing 2-0 to Burnley, Klopp’s Liverpool had an astonishing 80% possession and 26 shots. However, Sadio Mane was unavailable, Daniel Sturridge 50% fit and Danny Ings not ready yet following his lengthy cruciate ligament injury last October.

Conte’s Chelsea beat a well-organised West Ham thanks to another clinical strike from the rejuvenated Diego Costa. As Wenger would say, he’s like a new player - and on this occasion, the deluded old fart would be right.

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Wednesday
Aug172016

Chump change Wenger/3-way battle for fourth?

Leicester got off to the worst possible start on Saturday with a 2-1 defeat at Hull – a club in genuine crisis that has no manager and only 13 first team players to pick from. It’s going to be very difficult for Claudio Ranieri to get his players in the right frame of mind this season. So much of last season was built on momentum and impetus. Naturally, after a couple of months without kicking a ball or being together as a group, that’s all disappeared and a new mindset has to develop.

On the first day of the season, I watched most of Everton vs Tottenham. Everton bossed the first half and looked fitter and sharper - the away team seemed affected by their negative finish to the previous season. But because Spurs are so solid defensively, they managed to stay in the game. As Everton tired, goalkeeper Maarten Stekelenburg pulled off two fine saves to prevent the North Londoners from turning the game it on its head. I was impressed by new signing Vincent Janssen. I get the feeling that £17m will turn out to be a snip for this very promising striker.

Guardiola’s first competitive game in charge of Man City was pretty dismal. They were fortunate to beat Sunderland 2-1 and the Spaniard has his work cut out trying to mutate City into a fluid, possession-based side with a strong backbone. The back five does not look confident playing the ball out of defence or taking less than three touches. Guardiola will need to instil new behaviours into a lot of them - doubtless some won’t be up to it.

The game of the weekend was obviously at the Emirates, and I’m a bit annoyed I didn’t put a bet on there being more than three goals. It was the usual Wenger charade, culminating in a horrendous second-half collapse that again proves his players’ mentality is as weak as p*ss.

Calum Chambers played like a donkey at the back and he’s not new to the Premier League - he’s clocked-up 58 games for Southampton and Arsenal. One has to wonder what on earth Wenger is doing in training to reverse the fortunes of a promising young defender that cost him £16m.

At 4-1 down, derisive boos flooded from the stands, yet in his post-match interview Wenger tried to make out those boos were directed at the players. Wenger’s stratospheric ego will never countenance the fact that those cat calls were directed at him.

I’d just like to reaffirm that Wenger has all the traits of ‘Hubris Syndrome’ – a psychopathic, narcissistic personality disorder. Perhaps I can remind you of some of the symptoms:

  • Using power for self-glorification
  • An almost obsessive focus on personal image
  • Excessive self-confidence, accompanied by contempt for advice or criticism of others
  • Loss of contact with reality
  • Speaking as a messiah
  • Hubristic incompetence where supreme overconfidence leads to inattention to details

Arsenal mounted a half-arsed comeback thanks to a fluke goal by Chamberlain and poor set-piece defending by Liverpool, which Klopp really needs to get a grip on. The Liverpool manager has to cut adrift left back Alberto Moreno and goalkeeper Simon Mignolet too.

My tip for the title, Man Utd, comfortably beat Bournemouth 3-1. With four signings, Mourinho has transformed the team. They look stable defensively and have more goals in them now because the wonderfully talented Anthony Martial has another year under his belt and Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s confidence, experience, strength and power will not only add goals but could reignite Wayne Rooney. Henrikh Mkhitaryan could score 10-15 goals from wide, and Paul Pogba will bring power and grace to their midfield.

The order in which the teams follow behind them is almost impossible to predict. Guardiola will need many months to transform Man City in his own image and I feel there will be a lot of slip ups along the way.

Chelsea’s Conte is a top-class manager who has a team that already knows how to win the title. What’s more, they have no European distractions. We saw how that benefited Leicester City last season and Liverpool a couple of seasons ago. N’Golo Kante will be a priceless signing for a team that lacks legs in midfield, and there will doubtless be more big signings to come. Chelsea beat West Ham 2-1 on Monday with a Hazard penalty and a fine strike from Diego Costa.

I feel Liverpool, Tottenham and Arsenal will scrap it out for fourth place. Of those teams, Spurs and Liverpool are on the up, but Arsenal will win a lot of games that don’t matter and a lot of teams will be stealing points from each other between now and May 2017.

As good as they were last season there are still question marks over whether Tottenham can take the next step. Do they really have 85 points in them? Or even 75?

Klopp’s Liverpool is coming on in leaps and bounds offensively, but there are serious defensive issues at play. However, like Chelsea, without having to participate in Europe, they have plenty of time to rest and prepare between games.

Wenger will not buy the required top class centre back, striker and winger required. That would cost £100m on top of the £40m he’s already spent and make a mockery of his claims Arsenal are the poor team of Europe.

With Wenger, job security will always come before results. Lack of money is a myth; the Frenchman is a chump change bungler that would rather turn a profit for his paymasters and achieve the bare minimum than spend the £200m sitting idle in the bank. After all, why give the board two reasons to sack him?

Wenger will only push the boat out when he fears he is truly cornered. If Arsenal can’t get six points at Leicester and Watford, expect mass panic on Aug 31.

It’s now incumbent on Arsenal supporters to grab their opportunity to hammer Wenger by creating the sort of toxic environment he will not want to work in for another two-three years. Here’s hoping that supporter groups are remobilised and anti-Wenger protests begin again at Leicester City on Saturday.

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Friday
Aug122016

Arsenal fans’ big chance to get rid of Wenger

So here we are at the dawn of a new season. Am I excited? Yes and no. I’m excited to see how Leicester do, how Man Utd, Man City and Chelsea fare under new managers and how Liverpool continue to develop under Klopp. Can Tottenham push on and challenge for the title again? I think they have a strong chance.

There are some big managers in charge of big clubs, and although it will take them time to adapt, it should make for a rollercoaster season full of excitement and banter. Let’s hope the undoubted quality of those managers can bring about a much higher standard of football in the Premier League.

Although Leicester made last season exciting for exceptional reasons, the quality of football on show throughout the league was dire. Football is supposed to entertain us on the pitch, but in England the quality is often so bad that we compensate by forcing ourselves to be entertained by the media circus that surrounds it

Ironically, the only team I’m not interested in is Arsenal. I won’t even be watching the opening game of the season, as I would prefer to spend time with my family.

As regular readers know, my support of Arsenal has been suspended for quite some time. I am not willing to waste my free time on a club that perpetually underachieves while the owners and manager pursue a culture of ‘ethical fraud’ - rewarding themselves huge bonuses, pay rises and dividends while manipulating and exploiting the supporters’ patience and neglecting their considerable financial investment.

This summer has been no different to previous disappointments. Arsenal have failed to strengthen in key areas and the tone of conversation coming from the club is utterly underwhelming. I don’t think Arsenal have any chance whatsoever of challenging for anything other than a domestic cup, assuming they get a series of lucky draws.

However, the one thing that is different is that Wenger has only one year remaining on his contract and plies his trade under an atmosphere of suspicion, derision and boredom. Even if they don’t always express it, supporters have never been more against his tenure and few would be disappointed if he left.

My advice to fans that are sick of him is to continue from last season and get on Wenger’s back straight from the off. Don’t wait for the usual February/March collapse; start protesting at the first opportunity and keep it running throughout the entire season.

I’m pretty sure that the board have a deal on the table waiting for Wenger’s signature, but I’m also sure he will not want to continue working under the same dark atmosphere that emanated from the terraces last season. For an egomaniac like Wenger, it’s uncomfortable, undermining and affects the players’ perception of him.

To me, the squad looks unbalanced and does not have the mental faculties to push for a major trophy. The defence is untrustworthy at the top level and the attack is equally blunt. There may be more signings to correct this, but signings are not the entire solution. Ultimately, the players lack trust and belief in the manager and are too stifled by his amateur tactics.

Despite having a large squad of players, their mentality could be affected by Wenger moving into the final year of his deal. This is compounded by the fact that 15 first team player contracts expire within the next two years. Six within the next 12 months:  Mertesacker, Koscielny, Cazorla, Monreal, Sanogo and Campbell, and a further nine expire within two years: Ozil, Sanchez, Giroud, Wilshere, Szczesny, Gibbs, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Jenkinson and Gnabry.

I personally believe Ozil and Sanchez are playing out the final year of their contracts – as they see it. Both players will soon be 28 and are doubtless wondering whether Arsenal is the best place to be prior to signing what will probably be their last contract at a big club. At times, both look fed up with the players around them and they cannot be happy with the paucity of ambition that is being shown. I reckon Ozil will end up at Man Utd next season, as Jose Mourinho is a big fan of his.

As we move through the season, their continued unwillingness to put pen to paper could act as a catalyst for Wenger deciding to step down. Within a toxic atmosphere, it would be hard to imagine that he is up to the challenge of trying to replace such key components of the squad.

Can Liverpool cause an upset at Arsenal on Sunday? Certainly. Klopp’s team will steam into a nervous Arsenal backline. But Liverpool’s defence is also suspect and new signings will have to adapt quickly. Going into the match, both teams are riddled with absentees for various reasons. Therefore, this game could end up being as much about who didn’t play as who did.

Personally, I’m looking forward to watching Everton vs Tottenham tomorrow.

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Wednesday
Aug102016

Why comparing wage bills is too simplistic

In February 2012, Arsenal Truth was one of – in not the first - blog to release an entire club wage bill estimate, which caused quite a stir at the time. I remember the astonishment of receiving 40,000 hits on the day that particular blog post was published.

Nowadays, blogs and newspapers are regularly publishing wage bills in order to make the assumption that if club X spends more money than club Y on wages, it must have the best players and therefore the greatest chance of success.

The top-line wage bill figure is usually taken from a football club’s statutory accounts, but there is a problem in taking this solitary figure and using it as barometer of a club’s obligation to succeed because a club’s wage bill comprises a lot more than just player salaries.

Take Arsenal, for example. The latest wage bill approximation (according to our good friends at Swiss Ramble) is approximately £192m. However, only 50-60% of that figure is actually spent on first team player wages; you also have to take into account the salaries of the under-21 and youth teams, manager and directors, senior executives, coaching staff, scouting staff, medical staff, ground staff and temporary staff.

Another element that the media fails to take into consideration when examining wage bills is the vast sums of money spent on social security, player bonuses, loyalty payments, image rights and appearance fees. There can be huge disparities between clubs regarding those payments - some might include them in the wage bill, others not, therefore club X may have a higher wage bill than club Y, but actually be spending less on player salaries - the amount that is supposed to dictate who has the most expensive (i.e. best) team.

For obvious reasons, how football teams’ wage bills are constructed is a pretty secretive affair. If you want to come up with an estimate, the only thing you can really do is take a club’s published wage bill figure and try to retrofit how it is pieced together using whatever known information you can cobble together from its accounts and other trusted media sources.  

To make things harder, in their latest set of published accounts (interim accounts to November 2015) Arsenal have decided to stop publishing a wage bill figure. Why the club has chosen to do this is a mystery, although I would presume – in-keeping with the club’s ever-increasing lack of transparency, it’s to discourage people from publishing estimates or making comparisons between other clubs.

A further aspect of wage bill analysis that is overlooked is the fact that the wealthier a club is, the more likely they will be ‘forced’ to overspend on wages. The more money a club is perceived to have, the more inevitable it is that they are going to be held to ransom every time they try to negotiate with a club or an agent. This can distort the perceived ability of players, because salaries and transfer fees are less based on value for money rather than the vast sums of money that happen to be available to a club.

That’s why the quality of a player can never be fully defined by his salary and a club’s wage expenditure can never accurately define the quality of its squad. The only exclamation we can make with any legitimate certainty regarding the size of a club’s wage bill  is that the bigger it is the more opportunity a club has to employ the best managers, players, coaching staff and scouts in world football. If you’re cash rich, the opportunity is there to be the best of the rest, but only if the club is able to allocate its resources effectively and talent pool the right management structure.

The reason I initially published Arsenal’s estimated wage bill on this blog was not to compare the club’s wage bill against other clubs, but to demonstrate the amount that the club was wasting on player salaries and deconstruct Arsene Wenger’s so-called socialist wage structure philosophy.

Last season we saw the difference between how having lots of money at a badly run club, Chelsea, and relatively little money at a well-run club, Leicester City, can mark the difference between abject failure and startling success.

This year, I will probably publish another Arsenal wage bill estimate, but it will purely be used so supporters can analyse who is getting paid what and whether that should be perceived as value-for-money within the confines of the club’s own budget and expenditure.

Meanwhile, if the media really wants to make the mistake of cross-examining clubs’ wage bills and theorising about who is obligated to win what, they ought - at the very least - to divorce first team player salaries from the rest of the wage bill before doing so.

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Sunday
Aug072016

Which top PL club has bought best?

AT transfer meter

***** “We’re going to win the league!”
**** Wheeling and dealing
*** Team’s in the tumble dryer
** Stench of complacency
* Clueless twat

Chelsea

The dismal failures of 2015/16 will no doubt cast a dark shadow over most of the Chelsea players’ minds. Reinforcements are needed, but new manager Antonio Conte has only bought Marseille striker Michy Bastshuayi and Leicester City’s former midfield destroyer N’Golo Kante. It seems as though Conte is willing to be patient and fully assess his squad before deciding where to strengthen prior to the transfer window closing.

AT transfer meter: ***

Man City

Apart from £21m Dortmund midfielder Ilkay Gundogan and £13.8m Celta Vigo winger/striker Nolito, new City boss Pep Guardiola has been looking to the future with his signings. These include Leroy Sane, Gabriel Jesus, Oleksandr Zinchenko and Marlos Mareno; all under 20 years old. Despite having spent over £100m already, I’m surprised the Spaniard has not yet moved to strengthen City’s defence, especially as Vincent Kompany will be missing in action for the first month.

***

Man Utd

Arch antagonist Jose Mourinho is truly the master of spending big money, and has already infused Utd with strength and power by signing Villarreal centre back Eric Bailly, Dortmund’s prolific goalscoring midfielder Henrik Mkhitaryan and aged goal machine Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Of course, there is also the impending addition of £96m midfield powerhouse Paul Pogba. I would imagine this leaves the bank pretty empty, therefore Mourinho will be relying on Wayne Rooney to roll back the years while further developing hot attacking talents, Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford.

*****

Leicester City

With Jamie Vardy snubbing Arsenal, and Riyad Mahrez likely to do the same, Claudio Ranieri will be delighted that his Championship-winning squad has not been dismantled. Yes, they’ve lost N’Golo Kante, but he’s already been replaced by defensive midfielder hopeful Nampalys Mendy. Other signings so far include centre-back Luis Hernandez, goalkeeper Ron-Robert Zieler and CSKA Moscow striker Ahmed Musa who, rather promisingly, scored twice against Barcelona in pre-season. £7.5m winger Bartosz Kapustka has also joined from Polish club, Cracovia.

****

Liverpool

Although Jurgen Klopp has blown £57m on Newcastle goalscoring winger Georginio Wijnaldum and Southampton striker Sadio Mane, neither player will need time to get up to speed in the Premier League. Klopp has been quick to address the defensive issues that plagued Liverpool last season, returning to his homeland to prize towering centre-backs Joel Matip from FC Schalke and FC Ausburg’s Ragnar Klavan. Goalkeeper Simon Mignolet remains untrustworthy, hence Klopp has moved for one of Germany’s top goalkeeping prospects, 23-year-old Loris Karius from Mainz 05. Ex-Arsenal veteran Alex Manninger – now 39 – also joins. Klopp is trying to offload Christian Benteke and Mario Balotelli, which would doubtless free-up wages for one or two more signings.

****

Tottenham

As demonstrated when Delli Ali and Moussa Dembele were suspended for the last two games of the season, Spurs lacked strength in depth. Pochettino made his moves early this summer making two key signings; Southampton midfield powerhouse Vincent Wanyama and the perfect understudy to Harry Kane, Dutch striker Vincent Janssen, who holds the ball up well and is a natural finisher in the box. However, if Spurs really want to build on the success of last season, fans might well be looking for a couple more additions.

**

Arsenal

The early signing of defensive midfielder Granit Xhaka was seen as a promising start, but since then it’s been the usual bungled operation with failed bids for Vardy, Mahrez and Lyon forward Alexandre Lacazette. A further £10m has been splashed on the combined ‘talents’ of Japanese forward Takuma Asano, 20-year-old Bolton centre-back Rob Holding and Nigerian youth international Kelechi Nwalaki – but none of those are going to transform Arsenal into title contenders. Arteta, Rosicky and Flamini have all left the club, freeing up £12m pa in wages and there's at least £200m cash in the bank, but Wenger is already paying the price for his pre-season dithering, with Mertesacker joined (today) by Gabriel on the long-term treatment table. 

*

No doubt many more deals will be completed over the next 3-4 weeks. However, Jose Mourinho is most definitely leading the transfer pack, while Wenger will be scavenging bins again looking for big club cast-offs come August 31.

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